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[rising_tide]

"Hey, it's Daisy. You know what to do."
 

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[rising_tide]

Tall, built as fuck women who you look at and think Please punch me in the face and then sit on my face.

That's weird cause getting a kick in the ass doesn't hurt as much as getting punched in the boob.

Less nerves maybe? Eh, whatever.

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[cobaltsoul]

[Oh. So Amazon = Yasha. Beau understood.]

Speak for yourself; my ass ain't soft like a tit. But asses are kinda made for sitting on, so maybe that's why. Constructed with shock absorbers. And no nipples.

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[rising_tide]

I don't actually have much in the way of tits, but I've got plenty of junk in the trunk.

No nipples probably has a lot to do with it.

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[cobaltsoul]

Yeah but guys have nipples too. Not tgat they have any use for them.

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[rising_tide]

You wanna know some cool but useless information? Men can, in theory, lactate. Like they have a lot of the same breast parts as women, they just don't produce all the same hormones to make baby milk.

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[cobaltsoul]

I did not need that mental image in my head.

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[rising_tide]

Too bad, yo.

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[cobaltsoul]

Fuck you.

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[rising_tide]

[ Daisy snorted a laugh and made an exaggerated kissy noise. ]

Love you too, bitch.

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[cobaltsoul]

Ugh, why do I like you? Okay, I'm done. Later.

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[rising_tide]

I'm hot, I'm hilarious, I'm fun, I fuck good, and I give you free booze?

See ya.

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[cobaltsoul]

That was a rhetorical question!

[And Beau shuts her tome.]

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[rising_tide]

Never hurts to remind people of your virtues!

[ However much she manages to get out before she and her laughter are cut off. ]