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I mean? He's not the first person from like the way distant past to show up, right? There's pirates from before America existed so it makes perfect sense.

Maybe he's less hot than the version we've seen?

Yeah but one of them looks like a guy who tried to kill me several times, so I avoid

Okay but are we really gonna pass up the chance to say we fucked a founding father

shit i hope he doesn't ask questions I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE CURRENT POLITICAL SITCH

You have fun but how do we even know he likes men? Laurens aside, the show is dramatized, they probably weren't gay IRL.

you haven't been here long. They don't stick us with many heteros.

I've been here since November! Not MANY but SOME

I've been here almost three years now my guy you're a baby

T B H i'm mostly joking how the hell do I even begin to talk to this man forget seduction it's fuckin Alexander Hamilton??

I mean if the musical is true you won't have to do the seducing

aw c'mon he just had the ONE little affair right

like just some light adultery

Just go look helpless at him it'll be fine

swooning into a fainting couch, too much?

Sounds like the perfect amount of extra

Practically my middle name.

Okay so dude heard me and I regret to inform you, he is in fact hot.

Oh no.

I KNOW.

Like ruin your entire life hot or just, you know, attractive?

I'm gonna say regular hot. There is some Wounded Puppy energy though that COULD be life ruining.

Okay, regular hot we can deal with. As long as the Wounded Puppy isn't too strong I think I can handle it. [Like Quentin doesn't radiate Wounded Puppy his own self.]

[ This thought did occur to Daisy, so maybe that'll work in Quentin's favor and he'll be immune. ]

Now I just gotta figure out how much to tell the poor guy.

Just don't. Be like, yeah America's doing great and move on.

Tell him about Game of Thrones instead.

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Everything's fine, no fascism here, the money situation is great my guy, we solved it all?

Can I frame Game of Thrones as current European politics? Just for shits and giggles?

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Would me telling you no actually stop you? Just in case: no.

But like, the arts are actually thriving? At least compared to his era. So I might actually just talk about movies and TV instead if he asks questions about America. Make him draw his own conclusions about we must be doing great if we're so creative.

Why you gotta ruin my fun? :(

HMMM you know I might have some movies in stock that wouldn't completely melt his brain. Maybe I'll nudge him towards the theater.

I would make a joke about you blowing him in there but I know you do actually value the place.

I meeeaaaaan blowjobs in the theater are fine as long as you don't disturb anyone else or leave a mess but regardless baby steps that might be too much for the poor guy. A full color moving picture and my impeccable oral skills? Come on.

I guess that's fair, I probably wouldn't want a blowjob in that situation either.

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