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Am not! We both fuck other people; I don't got an issue with that. [She just didn't want to know who, when or where.] The idea of being with just one person only when you're not married is... something I'm not compatible with. [Probably.] Especially not here. Which is why I don't get why it's bothering me.

...so who you want a double-team from? You can tell me.

Insecurities? Fuck, I dunno. I don't even attempt relationships anymore.

...Okay, fine. I would absolutely love to be the peanut butter in a Thor sandwich. Don't judge me.

No judging. I don't even like men and I think Thor is kinda hot. I liked him better as a woman, though.

God, right? Like that wasn't fair. I had never wanted to be wrecked so badly in my entire life.

Part of me thinks I should be offended by that, but I just can't muster up an argument otherwise. He was like this great big beautiful barbarian.

That learned how much it hurts to get punched in the tit.

You wreck real good, don't get me wrong--like, so do I. Unfortunately neither of us qualify as Amazons. It's like, different.

[ She snorts a laugh. ] Why does that hurt so much? They're just, like, fat. Bet it doesn't hurt guys that much to get punched in the chest.

No idea what an Amazon is. And I think it's because soft tissue bruises a lot more easily than muscle. The vibrations from the impact radiate out and shit. Guys don't got tits so the softness ain't there unless he's a rich fuck that just sits and eat.

Tall, built as fuck women who you look at and think Please punch me in the face and then sit on my face.

That's weird cause getting a kick in the ass doesn't hurt as much as getting punched in the boob.

Less nerves maybe? Eh, whatever.

[Oh. So Amazon = Yasha. Beau understood.]

Speak for yourself; my ass ain't soft like a tit. But asses are kinda made for sitting on, so maybe that's why. Constructed with shock absorbers. And no nipples.

I don't actually have much in the way of tits, but I've got plenty of junk in the trunk.

No nipples probably has a lot to do with it.

Yeah but guys have nipples too. Not tgat they have any use for them.

You wanna know some cool but useless information? Men can, in theory, lactate. Like they have a lot of the same breast parts as women, they just don't produce all the same hormones to make baby milk.

I did not need that mental image in my head.

Too bad, yo.

Fuck you.

[ Daisy snorted a laugh and made an exaggerated kissy noise. ]

Love you too, bitch.

Ugh, why do I like you? Okay, I'm done. Later.

I'm hot, I'm hilarious, I'm fun, I fuck good, and I give you free booze?

See ya.

That was a rhetorical question!

[And Beau shuts her tome.]

Never hurts to remind people of your virtues!

[ However much she manages to get out before she and her laughter are cut off. ]

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