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So does it like count as a threesome when your woman magically splits herself into two of herself and then fucks you? I can't decide.

Uh, yeah? It absolutely does? Why is this even in question?

Cause it was just her and me. There were just two of her.

[THIS IS AN IMPORTANT DISTINCTION.]

Yeah, there were two of her, hence, a threesome. Duh.

Is that something that could be taught cause man there are uh, a few people I wouldn't mind having 2 of at the same time.

I guess technically you're right. But like the kind I can dig cause then I don't gotta share cause it wasn't like she was making out with herself. All me, all the time. Heh.

Uh... It was a new magical feat for her, experimental to be honest, and Glinda is the most powerfully magical person here. I think. I guess she might be able to teach it to someone with enough magic. Maybe.

I would've made out with myself. At least a little.

Ah damn, oh well.

...Could she do it to someone else? Asking for a frrrrr me I'm asking for me.

I would've made out with myself a little too but I don't think the thought ever crossed her mind. I mean - just between me and you - I had to teach her how to masturbate and that it was okay to do. Gods, these worlds where women are expected to stay "pure" until they're married to some guy...

Anyway, you mean like her making two of you or you being the middle of a witch sandwich? Cause weirdly the idea of tge latter bothers me and I'm not sure why.

Cause you're a possessive bish?

But no I meant maybe me, or like. Someone else. [ THOR Beau okay Daisy is fantasizing about a Thor sandwich are you gonna make her admit her sins out loud. ]

Am not! We both fuck other people; I don't got an issue with that. [She just didn't want to know who, when or where.] The idea of being with just one person only when you're not married is... something I'm not compatible with. [Probably.] Especially not here. Which is why I don't get why it's bothering me.

...so who you want a double-team from? You can tell me.

Insecurities? Fuck, I dunno. I don't even attempt relationships anymore.

...Okay, fine. I would absolutely love to be the peanut butter in a Thor sandwich. Don't judge me.

No judging. I don't even like men and I think Thor is kinda hot. I liked him better as a woman, though.

God, right? Like that wasn't fair. I had never wanted to be wrecked so badly in my entire life.

Part of me thinks I should be offended by that, but I just can't muster up an argument otherwise. He was like this great big beautiful barbarian.

That learned how much it hurts to get punched in the tit.

You wreck real good, don't get me wrong--like, so do I. Unfortunately neither of us qualify as Amazons. It's like, different.

[ She snorts a laugh. ] Why does that hurt so much? They're just, like, fat. Bet it doesn't hurt guys that much to get punched in the chest.

No idea what an Amazon is. And I think it's because soft tissue bruises a lot more easily than muscle. The vibrations from the impact radiate out and shit. Guys don't got tits so the softness ain't there unless he's a rich fuck that just sits and eat.

Tall, built as fuck women who you look at and think Please punch me in the face and then sit on my face.

That's weird cause getting a kick in the ass doesn't hurt as much as getting punched in the boob.

Less nerves maybe? Eh, whatever.

[Oh. So Amazon = Yasha. Beau understood.]

Speak for yourself; my ass ain't soft like a tit. But asses are kinda made for sitting on, so maybe that's why. Constructed with shock absorbers. And no nipples.

I don't actually have much in the way of tits, but I've got plenty of junk in the trunk.

No nipples probably has a lot to do with it.

Yeah but guys have nipples too. Not tgat they have any use for them.

You wanna know some cool but useless information? Men can, in theory, lactate. Like they have a lot of the same breast parts as women, they just don't produce all the same hormones to make baby milk.

I did not need that mental image in my head.

Too bad, yo.

Fuck you.

[ Daisy snorted a laugh and made an exaggerated kissy noise. ]

Love you too, bitch.

Ugh, why do I like you? Okay, I'm done. Later.

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